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// bedtime stories for tiny threat actors & defenders

CNO
for Babies

Funny, weirdly educational picture books that teach the littlest humans about computer network operations. Packets, payloads, and pivots — explained at an elementary school reading level, illustrated for a zero-grade audience.

Durable board books · written in the USA with love for America and her allies

nursery — bash — 80×24

      
▚ TEACHING PACKETS TO PACIFIERS ▚ NO CRYING IN THE C2 CHANNEL ▚ NAP. LEARN. EXFIL. ▚ SNACKS INCLUDED, EXPLOITS SOLD SEPARATELY ▚
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CNE for Babies book cover

CNE for Babies

BOOK 01 · COMPUTER NETWORK EXPLOITATION

Follow along as Little Annabelle Hacker learns all that she can learn — without getting caught! This book introduces Computer Network Exploitation (CNE) in a fun way, where Annabelle uses her access, opportunity, and skill along with her toys to get into computer networks and hide from defenders.

Durable board book
CNA for Babies book cover

CNA for Babies & Marines

BOOK 02 · COMPUTER NETWORK ATTACK

A field guide to helping our title 10 friends conduct their authorities in cyberspace — despite endless training pipelines, tools nobody will share, and approval chains longer than naptime. Crayons in one hand, ROE in the other.

Durable board book
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// deploying at scale?

Bulk orders for the whole daycare (or unit)

Classrooms, conferences, onboarding swag, and read-teams welcome. Email us for volume pricing and we'll spin up a quote.

publishing@cnoforbabies.com